Lol. Funny! Our favorite arguments come when he’s sitting in the passenger seat (because he’s too nervous to drive in the city) complaining about my city driving.

And taking a new roll of toilet paper before the last one is finished might seem silly, but it makes me use bad words — and he knows it.

But when he mocks my fetish for straightened towels on any rack and messes them up (he swears it’s not on purpose), I save my best for that.