Hooray for this! Yes! And I laughed hard! Until I came to cheugy. Never heard of it but now that I've looked it up (did you deliberately not tell us what it is? I should have just moved on...) I think I fit that. I try not to, knowing how easily I could be cancelled, so mainly I keep my mouth shut. But being 'ever-so-slightly out of touch' is the story of my life. LOL.