Desperately Seeking an Agent.
Looking for somebody nice.

Okay, It’s come to this:
I need help.
I’m a writer. I’ve been a writer for most of my life. But if being a “writer” means you’re getting paid for your work, then I’m not that. Not any longer. There was a time when I could list my occupation as “writer” on our 1040A, but those days are long gone.